The Healing Power of Cabbage
I once was lost, but now I am found. By cabbage.
You have questions.
The answer? Cabbage.
In these uncertain times, afflicted by violence, hatred, and poor digestion, we need some healing. It's time for us to get back to our roots, to strengthen our foundations. It's time for the healing power of cabbage.
Curious? Come on in.
Dr. Jack Zabian, C.M.C.T
Dr. Jack Zabian C.M.C.T is a Certified Medicinal Cabbage Therapist and an authoritative expert on the emerging and exciting field of of M.R.T.® (Medicinal Root Technology). If you want to get the ROOT of your problems, then you need to start at the ROOT of medicine. Dr. Zabian is a frequent consultant on TheHealingPowerOfCabbage.com and is happy to answer your questions about cabbage, Medicinal Root Technology, alternative accounting principles, The Lunar Method® (Dr. Zabian's patent-pending and exciting alternative to the Scientific Method). Dr Zabian is also running for elected office! Watch this space for updates.
Disclaimer: in accordance with California statute H.R.-7839-09 Dr. Jack Zabian is required to remind readers that Medicinal Cabbage Therapy and Medicinal Root Technology are not endorsed or regulated by the the California Department of Professional Licensure. Any claims about the powers of cabbage, medicinal or otherwise, have not been reviewed by the FDA and are not meant to represent medical advice. All readers in the states of NV, AK, TN, NH, and HI should be advised that participation in traditional cabbage rituals may constitute a misdemeanor offense unless performed under the supervision of a State-certified Cabbage Inspector and within 500 feet of a licensed cabbage-processing facility.